Ah the skate park; a place to skin your knees, bruise your taint, and put graffiti on everything.
1. Poor Pikachu! So violated 😲
2. This series of cocknballs got progressively more and more abstract until it could almost have been a pair of glasses, a mosquito's face, or an upside down "Kilroy was here". I feel like they're a parallel to the development of written lettering from pictograms to a few lines slashed on a tablet...
Looks like some Welsh pranksters have got an issue with the monarchy... this substantial phallus was mowed into the lawn of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, just days before a big coronation party!
[The event's] flyer says: ''Celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Georgian era. Decorate your own regal crown, watch demonstrations on royal fashion and visit the Georgian Cook cooking up delicious recipes in the kitchen.'' ... and apparently feast your eyes on a dong as big as Big Ben ringing. There's no holding a bobby's helmet over THAT.
"Sometimes u dance w tears in ur eyes"... Tears of joy from finally finding a worthwhile local SPOG to post:
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Giving Vladimir Putin the ol' one-eyed salute:
"A KC-135 Stratotanker refueling plane remained for almost two hours east of Cyprus on Tuesday, in front of the Syrian base of Tartus, a stronghold of Moscow."
https://twitter.com/Maks_NAFO_FELLA/status/1587858072021921793?s=20
And bonus points for mildly phallic refueling probe:
Body found inside Spanish Stegosaurus statue
"Spanish police are investigating the death of a 39-year-old man whose body was found inside a dinosaur statue."
Of course, this blog has one focus, and that focus is not police investigation, no matter how tragic an event may be. And a keen-eyed Redditor noticed this detail on a Bolivian news photo of the papier-mache Stegosaur in question:
Yup. There it is. Even this magnificent Jurassic specimen is not immune from being defiled with penis graffiti...
My kids correctly deduced that this piece of graffiti on local play equipment was something indecent. However, in their thankful innocence, they concluded that it was, and I quote, "poo coming out of a butt". I did not correct them. 😆😆😆
