Ample Appendage in Amherstberg

A house in Amherstberg Ontario displayed an impressively-sized (1.2m = 4 ft) concrete phallus on the front lawn this week.

In an interview, Michael Prue, the Mayor of Amherstburg, told CTV News the municipality lacks the powers to demand the statue be removed.

“There is nothing illegal about it at this point,” Prue said.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/windsor/article/why-an-offensive-lawn-display-is-drawing-attention-in-amherstburg/

The complaining resident actually offered a surprisingly reasonable compromise, which is unlikely to satisfy the organ-obsessed homeowner: 

Fearing the often-lengthy process to introduce a new municipal by-law, Carney has an alternative compromise.

“Lay it flat. It’s like a patio stone,” she pitched. “They could lay it on the ground and still have it in their yard, and it wouldn’t be upsetting people in the community.”

Skatepark Schlongs

Ah the skate park; a place to skin your knees, bruise your taint, and put graffiti on everything.

1. Poor Pikachu!  So violated 😲

2. This series of cocknballs got progressively more and more abstract until it could almost have been a pair of glasses, a mosquito's face, or an upside down "Kilroy was here".  I feel like they're a parallel to the development of written lettering from pictograms to a few lines slashed on a tablet...

God Save the King (of Dicks)

 

Looks like some Welsh pranksters have got an issue with the monarchy... this substantial phallus was mowed into the lawn of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, just days before a big coronation party!

[The event's] flyer says: ''Celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Georgian era. Decorate your own regal crown, watch demonstrations on royal fashion and visit the Georgian Cook cooking up delicious recipes in the kitchen.'' ... and apparently feast your eyes on a dong as big as Big Ben ringing. There's no holding a bobby's helmet over THAT.

Priapic poetry

"Sometimes u dance w tears in ur eyes"... Tears of joy from finally finding a worthwhile local SPOG to post:

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Airborne Refueling Penis

Giving Vladimir Putin the ol' one-eyed salute:

"A KC-135 Stratotanker refueling plane remained for almost two hours east of Cyprus on Tuesday, in front of the Syrian base of Tartus, a stronghold of Moscow."

https://twitter.com/Maks_NAFO_FELLA/status/1587858072021921793?s=20

And bonus points for mildly phallic refueling probe:

Big Wet Dick

 

And now over to Damon with the weather.  Might want to cancel your picnics, folks.

Dinosaurian dick

 Body found inside Spanish Stegosaurus statue

 "Spanish police are investigating the death of a 39-year-old man whose body was found inside a dinosaur statue."

Of course, this blog has one focus, and that focus is not police investigation, no matter how tragic an event may be.  And a keen-eyed Redditor noticed this detail on a Bolivian news photo of the papier-mache Stegosaur in question:

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Yup.  There it is.  Even this magnificent Jurassic specimen is not immune from being defiled with penis graffiti...