Handicapable penis

Classy graffiti on a Quebec St. church.

Chronic Penis

On Douglas St. near the Red Brick Cafe and Scotiabank. Bonus: unimaginative drug reference.

Hillside Penis

On the west side of Gordon St., at the base of the hill between Wellington and College.

Guest penis

Seen beside the lake in Owen Sound, ON.

SPOG #1

The south side of King Street, just east of Eramosa Rd.
The classic crudely-rendered "spurting" variety.