You really can't make this up...
"Volunteers polish giant’s erection by hand"
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"Dozens of volunteers will be working on sprucing up the giant"
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"Volunteers work on the Cerne Abbas Giant’s shaft and balls"
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Metro News is hardly the Times, but this story takes a lot of journalistic opportunities to make dick puns, even by tabloid standards XD