Airborne Refueling Penis

Giving Vladimir Putin the ol' one-eyed salute:

"A KC-135 Stratotanker refueling plane remained for almost two hours east of Cyprus on Tuesday, in front of the Syrian base of Tartus, a stronghold of Moscow."

https://twitter.com/Maks_NAFO_FELLA/status/1587858072021921793?s=20

And bonus points for mildly phallic refueling probe:

Big Wet Dick

 

And now over to Damon with the weather.  Might want to cancel your picnics, folks.