A Shady Pair of Dicks

Mr. Brown: ...dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.

OK, maybe not "a lot", but two SPOG's sighted within a minute's walk of each other today.

A hasty offering on the back door of an auto dealership at Edinburgh Rd. and London Rd.

This SPOG, painted with a dramatic flair and a real sense of volume, is on a residential fence facing the railway line trail just north of London Rd.

Suburban Penis

This piece, on the sidewalk on quiet residential Alma St., includes some spelling-challenged and rather explicit text. Stroller wheel included to show that no matter what else he's doing, your intrepid blogger is always on the lookout for new SPOGs.

Not sure if penis...

On the brick pathway along the river between Eramosa and Elizabeth streets.

Walkway Penises

A couple of personality-rich phallic renderings in marker, from the graffiti wall beside the rail trail adjacent to Eramosa Rd.

Handicapable penis

Classy graffiti on a Quebec St. church.

Chronic Penis

On Douglas St. near the Red Brick Cafe and Scotiabank. Bonus: unimaginative drug reference.

Hillside Penis

On the west side of Gordon St., at the base of the hill between Wellington and College.