Topiary penis in the news

Windsor vandals trim bush into penis shape

 

According to metronews.ca, the city parks director himself was quoted as saying “Whoever the individual was is quite talented, to be honest,”

I even managed to figure out where this happened from viewing news photos...



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Size doesn't matter...

A couple of adjacent SPOGs, one very large...

Lighting this shot well was impossible, sorry.

... and one very small.

Mine?  I'm flattered.

The reference to snoopy Canadian Public Safety minister Vic Toews is appreciated.  Political humour can be so overly subtle at times.

Park Side Penis

Nothing says classy like drawing a big SPOG on the sidewalk right across from a park where kids play.  But then again, it was probably the kids who drew it.  Seen at the corner of Robinson and Harrison Aves. across from Sunny SPOGS Acres Park.

A Shady Pair of Dicks

Mr. Brown: ...dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.

OK, maybe not "a lot", but two SPOG's sighted within a minute's walk of each other today.

A hasty offering on the back door of an auto dealership at Edinburgh Rd. and London Rd.

This SPOG, painted with a dramatic flair and a real sense of volume, is on a residential fence facing the railway line trail just north of London Rd.

Suburban Penis

This piece, on the sidewalk on quiet residential Alma St., includes some spelling-challenged and rather explicit text. Stroller wheel included to show that no matter what else he's doing, your intrepid blogger is always on the lookout for new SPOGs.

Not sure if penis...

On the brick pathway along the river between Eramosa and Elizabeth streets.

Walkway Penises

A couple of personality-rich phallic renderings in marker, from the graffiti wall beside the rail trail adjacent to Eramosa Rd.