Friday, November 4, 2022

Airborne Refueling Penis

Giving Vladimir Putin the ol' one-eyed salute:



"A KC-135 Stratotanker refueling plane remained for almost two hours east of Cyprus on Tuesday, in front of the Syrian base of Tartus, a stronghold of Moscow."

https://twitter.com/Maks_NAFO_FELLA/status/1587858072021921793?s=20


And bonus points for mildly phallic refueling probe:



Monday, September 5, 2022

Big Wet Dick

 

And now over to Damon with the weather.  Might want to cancel your picnics, folks.

Monday, May 24, 2021

Dinosaurian dick

 Body found inside Spanish Stegosaurus statue

 "Spanish police are investigating the death of a 39-year-old man whose body was found inside a dinosaur statue."


Of course, this blog has one focus, and that focus is not police investigation, no matter how tragic an event may be.  And a keen-eyed Redditor noticed this detail on a Bolivian news photo of the papier-mache Stegosaur in question:


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Yup.  There it is.  Even this magnificent Jurassic specimen is not immune from being defiled with penis graffiti...

Friday, April 16, 2021

Meat spin


My kids correctly deduced that this piece of graffiti on local play equipment was something indecent. However, in their thankful innocence, they concluded that it was, and I quote, "poo coming out of a butt".  I did not correct them. 😆😆😆

Friday, March 26, 2021

Sailor's Delight

 I've covered some BIG sidewalk penises on this blog, but this is possibly the biggest, not to mention the most newsworthy, courtesy of the notoriously stuck mega-freighter Ever Given.


https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Baker/status/1374827226487656449



Friday, December 18, 2020

PEI Political Penis

 Google Maps gives bird's eye view of phallic field on P.E.I.

"Jamie Rix cut part of an overgrown soybean field into the shape of a 243-metre penis, now captured on Google Maps in all its glory...  He said the image is partly a statement of protest, more against the federal government which is why he pointed it west toward Ottawa."

Anne of Green Gables would be appalled, and God forbid if Marilla ever found out about it...