Tabarnak! C'est gros!

Ooh la la, c'est "un énorme sexe masculin dans la neige"!  At the Telus stadium in Montreal!  Oh those Quebecois...

No wonder the Americans use "football field" as a standard measure of length.

How big is it when it's warm?!

Gothenburg, Sweden may now take the prize for largest cock-and-balls graffiti to date...

That's not so impressive...

Whoa Nelly!

The Swedes are more reserved than one would think, but it seems their civic spirit "extends" to enjoying a good SPOG (Snow Penis of Gothenburg) when it "pops up".

West Coast Penis

I spotted this complex graffito on the side of the English Bay Hotel in Vancouver. Lesson: dont cover up an obviously cock-&-balls-shaped drawing with an exactly cock-&-balls-shaped paint job, or someone will add a few details to make your cover-up into a new cock & balls.

The Bird is the Word

This unusual avian specimen was spotted near the children's splash pad in Sunny Acres Park.  I'd say "Won't someone think of the children?!"... but it was probably an eleven-year-old who drew this.

Topiary penis in the news

Windsor vandals trim bush into penis shape

 

According to metronews.ca, the city parks director himself was quoted as saying “Whoever the individual was is quite talented, to be honest,”

I even managed to figure out where this happened from viewing news photos...



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Size doesn't matter...

A couple of adjacent SPOGs, one very large...

Lighting this shot well was impossible, sorry.

... and one very small.

Mine?  I'm flattered.

The reference to snoopy Canadian Public Safety minister Vic Toews is appreciated.  Political humour can be so overly subtle at times.

Park Side Penis

Nothing says classy like drawing a big SPOG on the sidewalk right across from a park where kids play.  But then again, it was probably the kids who drew it.  Seen at the corner of Robinson and Harrison Aves. across from Sunny SPOGS Acres Park.