San Francisco Treat

Seen on a favourite author's Instagram:

Pretty much sums it up.

Giant SPOG

You really can't make this up...

"Volunteers polish giant’s erection by hand"

"Dozens of volunteers will be working on sprucing up the giant"

"Volunteers work on the Cerne Abbas Giant’s shaft and balls"

Metro News is hardly the Times, but this story takes a lot of  journalistic opportunities to make dick puns, even by tabloid standards XD

HOA Penis

From "Driving" magazine: Honda owners fined by HOA because car left suggestive shape in parking lot

To be fair, to this perverted eye it IS pretty suggestive of a giant, automobile-sized penis:

... but the biggest dick in the story is still the HOA who see a thick, turgid SPOG where many others would just see the vague outline of a car.

Tabarnak! C'est gros!

Ooh la la, c'est "un énorme sexe masculin dans la neige"!  At the Telus stadium in Montreal!  Oh those Quebecois...

No wonder the Americans use "football field" as a standard measure of length.

How big is it when it's warm?!

Gothenburg, Sweden may now take the prize for largest cock-and-balls graffiti to date...

That's not so impressive...

Whoa Nelly!

The Swedes are more reserved than one would think, but it seems their civic spirit "extends" to enjoying a good SPOG (Snow Penis of Gothenburg) when it "pops up".

West Coast Penis

I spotted this complex graffito on the side of the English Bay Hotel in Vancouver. Lesson: dont cover up an obviously cock-&-balls-shaped drawing with an exactly cock-&-balls-shaped paint job, or someone will add a few details to make your cover-up into a new cock & balls.

The Bird is the Word

This unusual avian specimen was spotted near the children's splash pad in Sunny Acres Park.  I'd say "Won't someone think of the children?!"... but it was probably an eleven-year-old who drew this.