God Save the King (of Dicks)

 

Looks like some Welsh pranksters have got an issue with the monarchy... this substantial phallus was mowed into the lawn of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, just days before a big coronation party!

[The event's] flyer says: ''Celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Georgian era. Decorate your own regal crown, watch demonstrations on royal fashion and visit the Georgian Cook cooking up delicious recipes in the kitchen.'' ... and apparently feast your eyes on a dong as big as Big Ben ringing. There's no holding a bobby's helmet over THAT.

Priapic poetry

"Sometimes u dance w tears in ur eyes"... Tears of joy from finally finding a worthwhile local SPOG to post:

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Airborne Refueling Penis

Giving Vladimir Putin the ol' one-eyed salute:

"A KC-135 Stratotanker refueling plane remained for almost two hours east of Cyprus on Tuesday, in front of the Syrian base of Tartus, a stronghold of Moscow."

https://twitter.com/Maks_NAFO_FELLA/status/1587858072021921793?s=20

And bonus points for mildly phallic refueling probe:

Big Wet Dick

 

And now over to Damon with the weather.  Might want to cancel your picnics, folks.

Dinosaurian dick

 Body found inside Spanish Stegosaurus statue

 "Spanish police are investigating the death of a 39-year-old man whose body was found inside a dinosaur statue."

Of course, this blog has one focus, and that focus is not police investigation, no matter how tragic an event may be.  And a keen-eyed Redditor noticed this detail on a Bolivian news photo of the papier-mache Stegosaur in question:

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Yup.  There it is.  Even this magnificent Jurassic specimen is not immune from being defiled with penis graffiti...

Meat spin

My kids correctly deduced that this piece of graffiti on local play equipment was something indecent. However, in their thankful innocence, they concluded that it was, and I quote, "poo coming out of a butt".  I did not correct them. 😆😆😆

Sailor's Delight

 I've covered some BIG sidewalk penises on this blog, but this is possibly the biggest, not to mention the most newsworthy, courtesy of the notoriously stuck mega-freighter Ever Given.

https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Baker/status/1374827226487656449