Friday, August 30, 2019

Giant SPOG

You really can't make this up...

"Volunteers polish giant’s erection by hand"

Embargoed to 0001 Thursday August 29 Volunteers work to repair and refresh the Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset, where people are working with the National Trust to re-chalk the giant figure that is thought to have been on the hillside since the 17th century and will be renovated by hand by dozens of volunteers over the next two weeks since its last refresh in 2008. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Wednesday August 28, 2019. See PA story HERITAGE Giant. Photo credit should read: Ben Birchall/PA Wire
"Dozens of volunteers will be working on sprucing up the giant"



Embargoed to 0001 Thursday August 29 Volunteers work near the genitals as they refresh the Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset, where people are working with the National Trust to re-chalk the giant figure that is thought to have been on the hillside since the 17th century and will be renovated by hand by dozens of volunteers over the next two weeks since its last refresh in 2008. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Wednesday August 28, 2019. See PA story HERITAGE Giant. Photo credit should read: Ben Birchall/PA Wire

"Volunteers work on the Cerne Abbas Giant’s shaft and balls"

Metro News is hardly the Times, but this story takes a lot of  journalistic opportunities to make dick puns, even by tabloid standards XD

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Wednesday, February 27, 2019

HOA Penis



From "Driving" magazine: Honda owners fined by HOA because car left suggestive shape in parking lot

To be fair, to this perverted eye it IS pretty suggestive of a giant, automobile-sized penis:




... but the biggest dick in the story is still the HOA who see a thick, turgid SPOG where many others would just see the vague outline of a car.
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