Friday, May 5, 2023

God Save the King (of Dicks)

 


Looks like some Welsh pranksters have got an issue with the monarchy... this substantial phallus was mowed into the lawn of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, just days before a big coronation party!

[The event's] flyer says: ''Celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Georgian era. Decorate your own regal crown, watch demonstrations on royal fashion and visit the Georgian Cook cooking up delicious recipes in the kitchen.'' ... and apparently feast your eyes on a dong as big as Big Ben ringing. There's no holding a bobby's helmet over THAT.