Monday, November 27, 2023

Skatepark Schlongs

Ah the skate park; a place to skin your knees, bruise your taint, and put graffiti on everything.



1. Poor Pikachu!  So violated 😲

2. This series of cocknballs got progressively more and more abstract until it could almost have been a pair of glasses, a mosquito's face, or an upside down "Kilroy was here".  I feel like they're a parallel to the development of written lettering from pictograms to a few lines slashed on a tablet...

Friday, May 5, 2023

God Save the King (of Dicks)

 


Looks like some Welsh pranksters have got an issue with the monarchy... this substantial phallus was mowed into the lawn of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, just days before a big coronation party!

[The event's] flyer says: ''Celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Georgian era. Decorate your own regal crown, watch demonstrations on royal fashion and visit the Georgian Cook cooking up delicious recipes in the kitchen.'' ... and apparently feast your eyes on a dong as big as Big Ben ringing. There's no holding a bobby's helmet over THAT.

Monday, February 20, 2023

Priapic poetry

"Sometimes u dance w tears in ur eyes"... Tears of joy from finally finding a worthwhile local SPOG to post:


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